19 Cigarettes and bicycles with no brakes...
Yeah, it's monday and they sells cigarettes in packs of 19. Now, I'm no smoker, but if I were one of the fun-loving, chain-smoking bastages, I would probably be pretty pissed off that some sonofabitch who is already screwing me out of $4 a pack and sizeable amount of well-being decided to turn around and screw me out of the one thing in life that I enjoy. "I don't wanna get off on a rant here..." <---- How fucking cliche is that?
Anyways, from the other side of the street, its pretty funny. I can just picture some smoker crusin' down the road, getting into an accident and counting on that 20th cig being there. *Surprise* You were sold a pack of 19. Have a nice Monday.
Oh, and this morning, while waiting for yet another bus I saw some old dude on a bicycle with no brakes. Yeah, I know where they're supposed to be, and they had been removed. Fuck people are dumb. Ahh well, he was like 80... I'm sure insurance in this country pays more if you're somehow killed by public transport and I guess he WAS riding around the bus station.
..Symple
Anyways, from the other side of the street, its pretty funny. I can just picture some smoker crusin' down the road, getting into an accident and counting on that 20th cig being there. *Surprise* You were sold a pack of 19. Have a nice Monday.
Oh, and this morning, while waiting for yet another bus I saw some old dude on a bicycle with no brakes. Yeah, I know where they're supposed to be, and they had been removed. Fuck people are dumb. Ahh well, he was like 80... I'm sure insurance in this country pays more if you're somehow killed by public transport and I guess he WAS riding around the bus station.
..Symple


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